Friday, March 24, 2006

:::Top 10 Idiosyncrasies:::

~Salaam~

As you go through life, you learn a little bout yourself everyday; such as, what you like & what you dislike. Some people refer to these dislikes as their idiosyncrasies or "pet peeves." Here's my top 10 list.... things that leave me annoyed, confused or just plain thinking "wwwww tttt hhhhh?!"

1. Part-Time Hijabis: Wearing a hijab to school & work aint gonna cut it if you're @ the next shaadi letting it all out, honey. The boys come out to play there too.

2. People who sign up on Naseeb as Here to make new friends and Activity Partners when they're actively & very obviously looking for partners for different kinda activities, one's that require lifetime committments. lol

3. People who leave all their car windows down, but make sure to lock the doors when they leave. Or, better yet, people who have a convertible, leave the top down and lock all the doors. mmm ok, i thnk ur stuff on the back seat is safe!

4. People who drink (i.e. alcohol) all year round, but then make sure to fast during Ramadan...and..w
hen they ask you if you drink, you say "No, astaghfurallah," they get all offended and say, "Omg, dude, ur like waaaaay too hardcore religious for me!"" mmm okay...?

5. Hijabi girls with their hijab all nice and proper wearing pants with the words Dontcha Wish emblemed across the ass.

6. People who declare that they eat zabiha halal meat, but then allow themselves to eat chicken "outside." mmmm meat is meat is meat.

7. 30 + year old uncles gee's lookin to get hooked up with girls ages 17-22.... i have one word.. Jailbait. {lmao}

8. Guys who openly hit on hijabi's.

9. Guys who ask you out, get rejected and then turn around and ask, " Why do desi girls think that every guy who's tries to talk to em is asking her out?!" mmm...cuz maybe u just ask me out?

10. Aunties who mock you @ the masjid for wearing "American" clothes when their daughter is notorious for having a boyfriend ( among other things) in school....ladies, get a leash for ur child first!


hehe...if u wanna share some of urs..i'd luv to hear em! :P


wasalaam :)

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

#2.....so true.

#8...ahahhahah it sounds funnier when you actually read it. ppl can be so...lame.

March 24, 2006 10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sambam: hahah yup!

Z: of course this is all in jest...please dont take me too seriously..and ur rite bout #1, which i'll post on, like we talked bout. Oh, and i'm not making that one up.bout the dontcha wish on the ass.i've actually seen it...along w/ a hijabi girl w/ glittery designs on the back of her jeans...short shirt and all lol. :P
and thats y..if ur gonna rep a muslim woman, u should make sure to do it correctly.

March 24, 2006 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

being evil when your other twin is an angel :p

March 24, 2006 7:17 PM  
Blogger Malkin said...

"Hijabi girls with their hijab all nice and proper wearing pants with the words Dontcha Wish emblemed across the ass."

that's hot

March 24, 2006 8:12 PM  
Blogger MnM310 said...

brotherhood: lol yup yup we should add that huh?!

Ahy: :P

Mlakin: yea u would think so too! lol :P

March 25, 2006 1:10 AM  
Blogger Iboo LaL said...

hilarious

I hate when im praying in jamaat, and the imam is finishing the surah and before hes done someone drops their hands to their sides letting everyone know that they know the surah.

Sucka! I know you know surah ikhlaas, no need to show off!

March 25, 2006 2:49 AM  
Blogger MnM310 said...

ahy: yea ur rite! lol

Iboo Lal: dude..that would be annoying! ppl do the wierdest thngs rite?! :P

March 25, 2006 9:07 AM  
Blogger Zaynab Dismantled said...

#1 & #5

LMAO!

Hahahaha!

March 25, 2006 2:24 PM  
Blogger MnM310 said...

Zaynab: haha those are my favorite too :P

March 25, 2006 4:38 PM  
Blogger Sadia said...

mash'Allah Madiha. This is the truth you speak. very good. =)

March 25, 2006 5:39 PM  
Blogger Reza said...

LMAO. A GEM of a post.. lol. Agree with all of those :D/.

March 26, 2006 12:28 AM  
Blogger MnM310 said...

sadia: lol... hey salaam! :P

reza: :)

March 26, 2006 2:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahhaah real talk

March 26, 2006 11:45 PM  

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